31 - “Bed Bugs”
I actually did suggest cutting my old twin mattress in half just to see, but my mom wisely suggested that I probably shouldn’t if I still wish to sleep comfortably at night. Which I definately am with this new mattress, as I’m allergic to pretty much everything that grows in your bed, and my old one was 10+ years old.
In other words, I think this comic would be entirely true. Though I’d probably miss the mattress at first with the machete and hit my foot, then Steve would take over.
July 27th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
HAHAHAHA!
Damn! You’re great.
July 31st, 2008 at 5:07 pm
“No one really knows what mattresses are meant to gain from life. They are large, friendly, pocket-sprung creatures that live quiet, private lives in the marshes of Sqornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seems to mind this and all of them are called Zem.” - Hitchhiker’s Guide Wiki