Speak Legibly

I actually did suggest cutting my old twin mattress in half just to see, but my mom wisely suggested that I probably shouldn’t if I still wish to sleep comfortably at night.  Which I definately am with this new mattress, as I’m allergic to pretty much everything that grows in your bed, and my old one was 10+ years old.

In other words, I think this comic would be entirely true.  Though I’d probably miss the mattress at first with the machete and hit my foot, then Steve would take over.

Whoa, thought I was gonna forget for another week, huh?  Got you that time!

I do also get some pretty severe allergies, but have just been good at keeping them in check this year.  Poor Steve has kinda gotten walloped lately.  What with the  various pollens around, and the fact that I have a medium-haired cat that he loves to antagonize, well, you see where this is going (and if you have no idea, count yourself lucky you DON’T have to deal with this shit).  So… we both hate this season.

I don’t think this comic will ever be updated on a regular basis.  I’m okay with that so long as I keep pecking away at it.